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Folly TimesDaily News - 6th April 2022
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Hello Silly Entities!
Time for another daily news on this foolish website!
Captain's Log #
Today I did another 100 sloppy snail races today... It was a bad experience... I guess a reminder, that doing too many races, even sandbagging, still has some toll wah...
Meanwhile, that L Toonidy dude decided to do 100 more races for NYM and take the leave. With players like "them" in the team, I'm not needed. Hopefully the captain had remembered I was only on the team for a short time hmm.
Dear Elder Dude #
I just want to let you know, I'm not feeling well... Please don't give up hope and "kick" the bucket on begging, I might be able to give you NT Gold and a Website... cough cough dying here cough cough
In the meantime, have you thought about confessing your sins? cough
Like for example a sin might include:
- Attempting to scam someone into buying NT Gold in return for cash? maybe along with a "sibling"?
- Lying about not having gold? because MAYBE your alt has gold? cough donation from Silly Revolution cough
- Making up fake rude contact emails and pretending to be racers like... ack!?
- Being a little bit inconsiderate with begging to join a team and doing nothing while begging for gold on someone's team? Perhaps even making up an excuse for not doing anything and then decided to have a "change of heart"?
Cough* ugh... give me a couple of days... I'll get better soon! Have a bit of Faith! cough* cough*
PS. We are done, you and your brother, I won't support your team that goes around begging for gold; PS. Using "PS" was a giveaway; PS. No sorry email required, that's the only attention you're getting from me
Oh btw, I'm "chilled", just wanted to show everyone how funny your prank messages was. Best of luck without my help!
Userscript: Evil Sandbagging Script #
Not much to update again... I think it's functional enough hehe. But I change the look of it for easy viewing purposes... And sandbagging to a faster WPM is a bit tricky with the WPM countdown going faster.
But I thought of something funny: Let's play: "STOP THE CLOCK!" 1st person to reach new the targeted WPM wins hehe :/
I might also collect some "grind stats" and see how well I fare against the "sUpEr GrInDeRs"... oops excuse my typo shift keys hehe.
Funny Reactions of the Day? #
Some racer spamming [F}] or Sus... I forgot which one... so I spammed broken heart in return to let them know, "you are mean wah!" (jk)
Userscript: Ghost Racing Cursor #
Script was uploaded last night. I think there is one problem I need to fix... it's ghost cursor conflicting with current letter to press. It could be an outdated code on my Work PC though hmm...
Download: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/442813-nitro-type-race-ghost-cursor
Userscript: RAID FRIEND RACE #
Because I think NT should do something about it... I'll just advertise this again for a few days hehe.
Not sure about you, but it's funny to gatecrash people's friend races hehe. Sometimes the racer leader likes that!
Download: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/442793-nitro-type-raid-friend-race
Userscript: Safe Space #
Still working on tweaking the design... Keep getting distracted with bullying taking the L hehe. I still find it funny my "typo" class names is still on the code hehe ("safe-sace" hehe).
Competition - Blitz #
Congratulations to the winners:
🥇 1st CuriousBlueSquid (158 races!) wins 700k
🥈 2nd BIRTH DAY APRIL 7 (145 races!) wins 300k
🥉 3rd Season (100 races!) wins 200k
🎖️ 4th TheCorndogSon (88 races!) wins 200k
🎖️ 5th good racea (75 races!) wins 100k
Our Zen Winner today is... Season with score of 99.64%!
And our Chaos Winner today is... JoyfulTyper1801 with score of 102.45 WPM!
GGs!
Visit here to see the results.
Team Update #
I saw reasonable count once again. Good work... perhaps weekend is slack days? :/
Until next time!
- Silje P. Entidy
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